Owner / Designer
Throwing Time: 10 Years
Signiture Trick: Chop Hops
Loves: His Fiancé, a darn good cup of coffee, and Christ.
Hates: Clapping when the plane lands
Non-threating thing that freaks you out: Sunshine baby from tellytubbies
Catchphrase: "Serenity Now, Serenity Now" - Seinfeld

Lou Lanning / "The Lucky Lou"
West Coast Team Captain
Throwing Time: 8 years.
Signature trick: loaded nachos
Loves: old spyy yoyos, fish n chips, trains, flea markets.
Hates: axle knots, olives, no shade, floor penny.
Yo-yo fuel: yerb and herb
Catchphrase: “I don’t know man, just do it.”
Thomas Keane / "Dr. Horatio Wingsworth"
Head of Media
Throwing Time: 15 years or so
Signature trick: Strawberries and Mustard
Weirdest place you’ve ever practiced yoyo: An abandoned putting green in downtown Portland/
Off-stage superpower: Once ate my old roommate's tooth, is that a talent
Favorite snack: Toaster strudels
Catchphrase. -"You gotta want it"

Mason DeVriend "Sir. Robert Ribeye" (bobby.ribeye)
Spec Ops Master
Throwing time: 15 years as the crow flies
Signature trick: Shell hops
Claim to fame:
Single handedly brought back the mullet to the PNW.
Inventor of the aqueduct.
Favorite eats: Beef, nuts, beans, and broth.
Quote: “Let me WOMP on that for a second”

Spec Ops Master
Throwing time: 15 years as the crow flies
Signature trick: Shell hops
Claim to fame:
Single handedly brought back the mullet to the PNW.
Inventor of the aqueduct.
Favorite eats: Beef, nuts, beans, and broth.
Quote: “Let me WOMP on that for a second”
